So what is this?
Making money with Google.
Nerds call it SEO (search engine optimization).
Wait, does SEO even still work?
If your roof leaks, what do you do? You Google a roofing company, right?
Exactly.
SEO's like missionary: underrated, reliable, and gets the job done every time.
What about all these AI tools like ChatGPT?
Don't worry—we've got the future covered.
Our sites show up on:
And whatever comes next.
Because when you follow real SEO principles, your content gets picked—by humans and machines alike.
Doesn't it take forever to get ranked?
Not with local.
We're not going after "weight loss."
We're sniping stuff like:
*Sorry, 'Sippi. It was either a joke about drugs or a kissing cousin.
Anyway.
Low competition. Fast wins. We've ranked brand new sites in a week before.
How much does an average website make?
You're looking at:
You own it. Passive income.
Client bails? Forward the leads to someone else.
Sell your sites later. Or hand 'em to your kids one day.
So Brynleigh isn't 35, still living at home, passed out in her childhood bed under $19,000 worth of Jellycats.
Know what I mean?
I do. But who pays you?
Local biz owners buried back on page 6 of Google.
You toss them a lifeline—aka your ranked site—and they pay you monthly to keep the leads flowing.
This one paver installer sends me $2k/month and makes $10k+ back.
No-brainer.
How do you get clients?
Let them sample the product.
You rank the site, then ask, "Who wants free leads?"
Someone bites, "Sure, I'll try some."
Boom.
Our software tracks every email and call... and automatically forwards them to the client.
They book a job. Maybe two.
You go, "Cool, it's $1,300/month to keep 'em coming."
If they say no, you send the leads to their competitor and try again.
Keep going till you get a yes.
What if I hate sales?
Dude, I get it.
If you'd rather lick a Taco Bell toilet seat than ask someone for money?
You've got options. Either:
No awkward Zoom calls. No slimy closing scripts. No pit stains or panic.
Stay introverted. Stay in your bubble. Still get paid.
Is this recession-proof?
Absolutely.
In a recession, leads are oxygen. You're not a luxury—you're life support.
Why this over other side hustles?
Oh, I dunno:
Just you, Google, and some websites that quietly stack cash.
Any downsides?
It's not instant. Some biz owners suck. Some sites are stubborn.
But unless you're doing morally flexible things under a ring light for strangers, this is your best bet.
If it's so great, why tell everyone?
Because the opportunity is every city multiplied by every local business.
That's not an exaggeration.
There's literally thousands of untapped niches.
With new ones popping up all the time.
Think:
And when you've got people doing this in every corner of the U.S., Canada, UK, and Australia?
We all win faster. We help each other rank, close, and scale.
Also? Money.
If someone says they sell a course because they "just wanna give back," they're completely full of shit.
Will it work for me?
If you can follow simple instructions, ask for help when you need it, and stick with something for more than a week—you're good.
You don't need to be tech savvy. You don't need experience.
Just show up. Do the steps. Use the coaching.
And let the group carry you when needed.
We've got full training, live support, and a community that's tight-knit, high-level, and actually helpful.
So yeah.
Unless you rage-quit and live-stream your meltdown from a Walmart scooter?
You should be fine.
What all do I get if I join?
20+ Hours of Video Training
20+ Hours of Audio Training
Website Builder
Call Tracking Software
Prospecting System
Custom Calculators
Live Weekly Zoom Sessions
Recordings of Past Zooms
Private Facebook Group
Live Events
Free Lifetime Updates
Outsourcing Department
It's almost unfair how dialed this is. Almost.
How much does it cost?
$2,980.
You can split it across multiple cards or do a pay plan.
Hence why we screened for $1k in the ad you saw.
It's tax deductible, too, so you'll save 10-37% depending on your bracket.
What about business expenses?
Roughly $30/month per website.
That covers your domain, hosting, tracking number, and software.
But remember:
Even if you only charge $600/month, one site brings in $7,200 a year.
That's more than double what you'll spend on setup and tuition.
Now imagine 10 sites, each running like a $1,000/month machine.
"Babe, warm up the van. Applebee's tonight. And nobody's sharing an entrée."
Are you sure this still works right now?
Well, I'm writing this on Sunday, February 15, 2026:
Point being:
Yes, this is current.
And yes, somehow, this model still works.
Today. In this economy. Amid this chaos.
And unlike other ways of making money online, it's not built on views, vibes, or pretending to be someone's stepmom stuck in a dryer.
Got any more examples I can see?
Yep.
We'll show you everything live on Zoom after you apply.
Real sites. Ranked. Generating money as we speak.
No cherry-picked screenshots. No recycled wins from 2021.
Just proof. Real time. For as long as your curiosity (or skepticism) needs.
How do I apply?
Stomp the button like it smashed your ex, then shuffled to the fridge in your slides. The audacity!
Pick a time to chat.
Bring your questions. We'll bring receipts.
Making money with Google.
Nerds call it SEO (search engine optimization).
Wait, does SEO even still work?
If your roof leaks, what do you do? You Google a roofing company, right?
Exactly.
SEO's like missionary: underrated, reliable, and gets the job done every time.
What about all these AI tools like ChatGPT?
Don't worry—we've got the future covered.
Our sites show up on:
- Google
- Google Maps
- Apple Maps
- Bing
- ChatGPT
- Perplexity
- Gemini
- Claude
- Grok
And whatever comes next.
Because when you follow real SEO principles, your content gets picked—by humans and machines alike.
Doesn't it take forever to get ranked?
Not with local.
We're not going after "weight loss."
We're sniping stuff like:
- EV charger installation – Santa Clarita, California
- Custom outdoor kitchens – Des Moines, Iowa
- Stem cell therapy – Reno, Nevada
- Spray foam insulation – Huntsville, Alabama
- Private dog training – Lubbock, Texas
- Meth lab cleanup – Gulfport, Mississippi*
*Sorry, 'Sippi. It was either a joke about drugs or a kissing cousin.
Anyway.
Low competition. Fast wins. We've ranked brand new sites in a week before.
How much does an average website make?
You're looking at:
- $600–$3,000+/month
You own it. Passive income.
Client bails? Forward the leads to someone else.
Sell your sites later. Or hand 'em to your kids one day.
So Brynleigh isn't 35, still living at home, passed out in her childhood bed under $19,000 worth of Jellycats.
Know what I mean?
I do. But who pays you?
Local biz owners buried back on page 6 of Google.
You toss them a lifeline—aka your ranked site—and they pay you monthly to keep the leads flowing.
This one paver installer sends me $2k/month and makes $10k+ back.
No-brainer.
How do you get clients?
Let them sample the product.
You rank the site, then ask, "Who wants free leads?"
Someone bites, "Sure, I'll try some."
Boom.
Our software tracks every email and call... and automatically forwards them to the client.
They book a job. Maybe two.
You go, "Cool, it's $1,300/month to keep 'em coming."
If they say no, you send the leads to their competitor and try again.
Keep going till you get a yes.
What if I hate sales?
Dude, I get it.
If you'd rather lick a Taco Bell toilet seat than ask someone for money?
You've got options. Either:
- Barter with someone in the group who actually enjoys outreach (they exist, somehow).
- Or have us handle it for you—for a small commission.
No awkward Zoom calls. No slimy closing scripts. No pit stains or panic.
Stay introverted. Stay in your bubble. Still get paid.
Is this recession-proof?
Absolutely.
In a recession, leads are oxygen. You're not a luxury—you're life support.
Why this over other side hustles?
Oh, I dunno:
- No ads
- No products
- No customers
- No showing your face
- No begging for likes and follows
- No getting shadowbanned, demonetized, or shut down by Big Tech
- No selling junk on Etsy / Shopify / Amazon for crumbs, then getting wrecked by refunds
Just you, Google, and some websites that quietly stack cash.
Any downsides?
It's not instant. Some biz owners suck. Some sites are stubborn.
But unless you're doing morally flexible things under a ring light for strangers, this is your best bet.
If it's so great, why tell everyone?
Because the opportunity is every city multiplied by every local business.
That's not an exaggeration.
There's literally thousands of untapped niches.
With new ones popping up all the time.
Think:
- Mobile IV drips
- Cryotherapy studios
- Axe-throwing date nights
- Solar panel cleaning
- Drone roof inspections
- Pet grief counseling (yep, it's real)
And when you've got people doing this in every corner of the U.S., Canada, UK, and Australia?
We all win faster. We help each other rank, close, and scale.
Also? Money.
If someone says they sell a course because they "just wanna give back," they're completely full of shit.
Will it work for me?
If you can follow simple instructions, ask for help when you need it, and stick with something for more than a week—you're good.
You don't need to be tech savvy. You don't need experience.
Just show up. Do the steps. Use the coaching.
And let the group carry you when needed.
We've got full training, live support, and a community that's tight-knit, high-level, and actually helpful.
So yeah.
Unless you rage-quit and live-stream your meltdown from a Walmart scooter?
You should be fine.
What all do I get if I join?
20+ Hours of Video Training
- Step-by-step without the snoozefest
- Simple enough for grandma, slick enough for your tech bro cousin
- Crisp, clear, and actually fun to watch
20+ Hours of Audio Training
- Listen while driving, doing cardio, or hiding from your family
- Ideal for long walks, loud kids, or low patience
- And, voila: chores become mini masterminds
Website Builder
- Point, click, paste in the content ChatGPT whipped up
- Hit publish and go eat something carby—you earned it
- Duplicate, tweak, and dominate a new city in seconds
Call Tracking Software
- Get a local number in any city
- Auto-forwarding that just works
- Every call and email tracked—proof you're printing money for them
- You never have to lift a finger, let alone answer a call
Prospecting System
- Works in any city—no cold calling required
- Just send samples and let the leads make your case
- Start convos via text, email, or DM—no awkward pitches
- When they see results, they'll ask how to get more
- Close the deal your way—or let us seal it for you
Custom Calculators
- Find the hottest niches
- Know what each lead is worth
- Charge like a pro, not a pushover
- Set an income goal, hit it, then send your past self a fruit basket
Live Weekly Zoom Sessions
- Show up, speak up, level up
- The real-world stuff you won't find in modules
- Sip something strong and soak up the secrets
Recordings of Past Zooms
- Binge the archives like it’s entrepreneur Netflix
- Catch up anytime, on your terms
- Go from "wait, what?" to "ohhh... got it."
Private Facebook Group
- No spam, scammers, or sneaky self-promoters
- Just smart, helpful people who won't shill their nonsense in your DMs
- Honest feedback from people actually building
- Celebrate wins, share tips, rank faster
Live Events
- Real people, real breakthroughs
- High-fives, hard truths, and rapid growth
- Leave fired up, slightly hungover, and ready to scale
Free Lifetime Updates
- One price, for life—like it should be
- You'll need a few tools, but we won't upsell you into oblivion
- No tricks, no tiers, no "you need this to succeed" schemes
Outsourcing Department
- Skip the grunt work—our team's got you
- Perfect if you're doing too much and loving none of it
- Less grind, more glow-up
It's almost unfair how dialed this is. Almost.
How much does it cost?
$2,980.
You can split it across multiple cards or do a pay plan.
Hence why we screened for $1k in the ad you saw.
It's tax deductible, too, so you'll save 10-37% depending on your bracket.
What about business expenses?
Roughly $30/month per website.
That covers your domain, hosting, tracking number, and software.
But remember:
Even if you only charge $600/month, one site brings in $7,200 a year.
That's more than double what you'll spend on setup and tuition.
Now imagine 10 sites, each running like a $1,000/month machine.
"Babe, warm up the van. Applebee's tonight. And nobody's sharing an entrée."
Are you sure this still works right now?
Well, I'm writing this on Sunday, February 15, 2026:
- Bad Bunny did halftime and the internet went straight to HR.
- 3.5 million pages of Epstein files later and all's I can say is: what in the actual fuck?
- Also, Where. Is. Nancy. Guthrie? For real.
Point being:
Yes, this is current.
And yes, somehow, this model still works.
Today. In this economy. Amid this chaos.
And unlike other ways of making money online, it's not built on views, vibes, or pretending to be someone's stepmom stuck in a dryer.
Got any more examples I can see?
Yep.
We'll show you everything live on Zoom after you apply.
Real sites. Ranked. Generating money as we speak.
No cherry-picked screenshots. No recycled wins from 2021.
Just proof. Real time. For as long as your curiosity (or skepticism) needs.
How do I apply?
Stomp the button like it smashed your ex, then shuffled to the fridge in your slides. The audacity!
Pick a time to chat.
Bring your questions. We'll bring receipts.